Waiting for Godiva

Never bear resentment towards your opponent, but rather rue the predicament in its entirety.

Rizzies and Frizzies Twits
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mydogsnokes:

the best 5 seconds of any song ever

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coolscar:

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

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timothydelaghetto:

theperksofbeingademon:

heyfunniest:

heyfunniest:

the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”.

that’s really annoying, my last name is Giffin and now I’m questioning the pronunciation of my own last name

daaaamn it doesnt even feel right

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bisouslescopains:

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

bleproxursox:

unicornology:

b0yfights:

google street view made half a cat i cant breathe

it’s the fucking middle stage of an animorph

oh god

tyleroakley:

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

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jennception:

Hampton “Xcercist” Williams and family on So You Think You Can Dance

fue-go:

<3

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eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”