Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: what are we?
I’m not trying to be a thirsty bitch but I was always told to embrace who I am and let me tell you I am a thirsty bitch
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin